有一句笑话：我可不担心什么恐怖主义，我都结婚两年了。令人沉思婚姻关系。下面励志人生小编整理了关于婚姻的英文名言，请欣赏。
一."When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
如果有人�了你的老婆，最好的��就是�他留著。
二."After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."
�婚後夫妻就像一�硬�的�面;他�不但不能面�面，而且�分不�。
三."By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
不管怎��，�是�婚的好。如果你找到一�好太太，你�很幸福。假如你找到一��的，你�成�一�哲�家。
四."Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."
女人�了男人做大事的激�和�感，同�又�了男人完成大事的阻力。
五."The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
有一�好��我�是�答案;那就是“女人到底想要什�?”
六."I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."
我跟我太太才�了��字，她�回了我一段�篇大�。
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七."Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
有人�我婚姻能�持���的秘密。我�每�星期去餐��次。晚餐有 T光，音�，和跳舞。她星期二去，我星期五去。
八."I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
我不怕恐怖分子。我已��婚�年了。
九."Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming ：一. Whenever you're wrong, admit it;二. Whenever you're right, shut up."
有��秘密能�你的婚姻��：一. �你��，�上��。二. �你��，�上嘴巴。
一零."The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."
最有效的方法�住你太太的生日就是先忘掉一次。
一一."My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
我太太和我都高高��的�了二十年，然後我�相遇了。
一二."A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
一�好太太�她是�的�候�是原�她的丈夫。
一三."Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."
婚姻是唯一��人睡在一�床上的�
一三."First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
有�人�傲的�“我的太太是天使!”另一� 到的人�“你真幸�!我的�活著!”
一四.“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first?” Husband replies, “That's the reason why the world's a mess today, because a lady went first!”
“��的，女士�先又怎�了?”丈夫回答�，”今天世界�成���子就是因�有�女的先�了!“
一五.It is not unnetmon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get porced.
这并非罕见：稍微相识一些就可能结婚，但夫妇还真得互相了解才会离婚。
一六.To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. (Arthur Schopenhauer)
结婚就是将你的权利减半，将你的职责加倍。
一七.Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing. (Goethe)
爱情是理想的事情，婚姻是现实的事情。
一八.A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. (Don Fraser)
一个幸福的家庭是这样的：双方都认为对方有可能是对的，尽管双方都不相信对方是对的。
一九.A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person. (Mignon McLaughlin)
一个成功的婚姻需要恋爱很多次，而且始终是与同一个人恋爱。
二零.A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse. (Helen Rowland)
光棍汉必须得绞尽脑汁才能和女人*，已婚男只需想出一个借口。
二一.What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. (Tom Clancy)
我怎么知道*是咋回事儿?我是已婚男子。
二二.Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an acnetplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. (Helen Rowland)
撒谎是男孩的错误，情人的艺术，光棍的成就，已婚男人的第二天性。
二三.No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. (Henry Louis Mencken)
结婚的男人是不会真正幸福的，如果他结婚后喝的威士忌不得不比单身时常喝的威士忌差的话。
二四.Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. (Oscar Wilde)
男人结婚，因为他们已经疲倦了;女人结婚，因为她们感到好奇了，结果两人都大失所望。
二五.Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. (Albert Einstein)
女人嫁给男人，希望他们会所有改变。男人娶个女人，希望她们会永远不变。所以双方必然会失望的。
二六.I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.(Patrick Murray)
我在两个老婆身上的运气都很差。前面的那个扔下了我。现在的这个我扔不掉。
二七.Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.(Socrates)
婚姻是这样一所学校：男人会失去学士学位/单身汉的地位，而女人会获得硕士学位/征服者的地位。
二八.Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. (Oscar Wilde)
如今，所有的已婚男人过得像一个单身汉，而所有的单身汉过得像已婚男人。
二九.A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. (Elbert Hubbard)
一个娶了女人想教育她的男人，和一个嫁给男人想改造他的女人都沦为同一个谬误的牺牲品。
三零.After marriage, husband and wife benete two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)
结婚之后，老公和老婆就成为一枚硬币的两面;他们就是没法面对自己的另一半，却仍然待在一起。
一.I'd rather die than stay away from you.
无相厮，毋宁死。
二.I’m all yours!
我全听你的。
三.Meeting you was fate,and falling in love with you was out of my control.
遇见是命运的安排，爱上是因我情难自禁。
四.Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.
我和珍妮形影不离。
五.Can I borrow a kiss?I promise I'll give it back.
可以借给我一个吻吗?我保证会还你的。
六.I wanna write "I miss you" on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
我想把“我想你”写在一块石头上，然后扔在你脸上，你就会知道想你有多么痛了。
七.Every time I think about you , I have to remind myself that if you wanted to talk to me, you would.
每一次想你，我都得提醒我自己，如果你想和我聊天的话，你早就开口了。
八.You are the apple of my eye.
你是我的掌上明珠。
九.If you asked me how many times you've crossed my mind, I would say once because you never really left.
假如你问我你曾多少次出现在我的脑海中，我会告诉你，只有一次，然后从未离开过。
一零.二 rules in marriage: 一. The wife is always right. 二. If the wife is wrong refer to rule 一.
美满婚姻须遵循两个规则：一.妻子永远是对的;二.如果她错了，请参考第一条。