一，我举着丘比特的箭追呀追，你穿着防弹背心飞呀飞
I chased after you with Cupid's arrow, and you flew around in a bulletproof vest
二，如果有人问你对象是谁，你就说是我这个锅我背了
If someone asks you who the object is, you say that I am carrying this pot
三，佛不要你皈依，佛要你欢喜。
Buddha does not want you to convert, Buddha wants you to be happy.
四，你是我灵魂的每日面包！
You are the daily bread of my soul!
五，反正我们早晚都是一个在户口本的人！
Anyway, sooner or later we are all a person in the household registration book!
六，我能吃一口你嘴上的冰激凌?
I can take a bite of the ice cream on your mouth?
七，来一杯芋泥啵啵奶绿，不要芋泥，不要奶绿，要啵啵！
Come to a cup of mashed milk, don't puree, don't milk green, want to lick!
八，我也不想脑袋里满满都是你，可是怎么办？我又不能把脑袋丢掉！
I don't want my head full of you, but what? It's not like I can throw my head away!
九，我在人生的小路上蹦蹦跳跳，不小心裁进喜欢你的坎里，从此一蹶不振了。
I jumped on the path of life, accidentally cut into the ridge like you, and never recovered.
十，其实可乐要两根吸管才好喝，麦旋风要奥利奥才好吃，四季有你才叫生活，而恋爱要和我谈才会甜。
In fact, Coke needs two straws to drink well. The wheat whirlwind needs Oreo to be delicious. You are called life in the four seasons, and love will be sweet if you talk to me.
十一，煎蛋爱上了荷包蛋它拿着吉他走到荷包蛋家楼下唱到：“这是一首煎蛋的小情歌”
Omelette fell in love with poached egg and went downstairs to poached egg's house with his guitar and sang, "this is a little love song for an omelette."
十二，突然好想我的男票，也不知道他今天有没有吃饭，今天想我了吗，住在哪里，多大了，叫什么.....
Suddenly I miss my male ticket. I don ’ t know if he has eaten today. Do you miss me today, where do you live, how old is it, what is it called,
十三，请找出这句话里的重复字：你是不是喜欢我？
Please find out the repeated words in this sentence: do you like me?
十四，我一点也不想你，一点半再想。
I don't miss you at all. I'll think about it at 一: 三零.
十五，本想邀游宇宙，却被你捕获回地球。
I wanted to visit the universe, but you captured it back to earth.
十六，我会说六种语言的早安，所以你明天起床想听哪一种？
I speak good morning in six languages, so which do you want to hear when you get up tomorrow?
十七，星星醉酒到处跑，月亮跌进深海里，我以前从未觉得人间美好，直到遇见你
The stars were drunk and running around, and the moon fell into the deep sea. I never thought the world was beautiful until I met you
十八，你摸摸我的衣服，看看是不是你女朋友的料子
You touch my clothes and see if they're your girlfriend's
十九，雪落在你肩头了吗， 那是它替我拥抱你
Did the snow fall on your shoulder? That's it hugging you for me
二十，别问我喜欢什么样的女孩，我就又要描述你
Don't ask me what kind of girl I like, and I'll describe you again