really want to put an expression on my stomach: no purring in public.
二，俗话说好事成双我下巴那么好看有两个也不奇怪.
as the saying goes, good things e in pairs. it's not surprising that my chin looks so good. there are two.
三，很好奇你们给我的备注是啥可否改成老婆.
i am very curious about what the remarks you gave me can be changed to a wife.
四，不和我聊天是怕我偷你表情包吗
don't talk to me because you're afraid i'm gonna steal your emotin?
五， 好人一定有好报你们快想想做了什么好事过后才遇到我的.
good people will get what's ing to them. you have to think about what you did before you met me.
六，我发朋友圈的时间越来越少了因为我要从幼稚园大班转到小学一年级最近真的太忙了
i have less and less time to send circle of friends because i have to transfer from the kindergarten class to the first grade of primary school. it's really too busy recently
七，上幼稚园真的烦死了！这么早就要起床，但是妈妈说我不去的话,园长就会给妈妈打电话,说我不去幼稚园的男孩子都在哭.
going to kindergarten is really annoying! i have to get up so early, but my mother said that if i don't go, the director will call my mother and say that the boys i don't go to kindergarten are crying.
八，手好凉啊你能多给我发消息让我手机震动发烫暖暖手吗
hands are so ld, can you send me more messages to make my phone vibrate and warm my hands?
九，我一个学生怎么敢谈恋爱呢我有什么资格谈恋爱我的生活只有作业我凭什么恋爱凭食堂开饭我跑得最快吗？
how can a student dare to fall in love? what qualifications do i have to fall in love? my life is only homework. why do i fall in love with the canteen? do i run the fastest?
十，老师说过不能乱丢垃圾不然我早就把你给丢了
teacher said not to litter or i would have lost you.
十一，我练过气功可以把人气死.
i've practiced qigong. it can kill people.
十二，如果甜甜的恋爱轮不到我了原味的也可以.
if sweet love is not my turn, the original can also be. miss you very badly.
十三，正在很严重的想你.
miss you very badly.
十四，别的女生叫你名字千万不要答应否则你会被吸进葫芦里的.
other girls call you by your name. don't say yes or you'll get sucked into the gourd.
十五，无聊的时候就多想想我不要浪费时间知道吗.
think about it when you're bored. i don't want to waste my time, okay.
十六，你被捕了因为你涉嫌喜欢我.
you're under arrest because you're suspected of liking me.
十七，今天又没想我吧死刑.
you didn't miss me today, did you, death penalty.
十八，我看你骨骼惊奇是块和我在一起的好料.
i see your bones are amazing. it's good material to be with me.
十九，我这人超好的你可以放心喜欢一下.
i'm a great guy. you can feel free to like me.
二十，脸大很可爱呀,托着两腮就像捧着软软的棉花糖.
the face is big and very cute, holding both cheeks is like holding a soft marshmallow.
二十一，废话不多说,我想染指你.
without further ado, i want to get my hands on you.