一、你长着一副令人反胃的样子。
You grow a pair of nausea.
二、我知道你不是是胖人，是粗人。
I know you are not fat, it is rough.
三、小子你真狂，口气比脚气都大。
Boy you are really crazy, tone is larger than beriberi.
四、我从来不骂人，我骂的都不是人。
I never call names, I scold not.
五、你长得下不为例，以后不准再犯。
You look under the do not, for example, is not allowed after it again.
六、我并不是看你不顺眼才揍你的懂吗。
I didn't see you not pleasing to the eye just beat you understand?
七、天下之大，大不过你缺的那块心眼。
Under the big, big but you lack the piece of mind's eye.
八、天苍苍、野茫茫，今天你爹虐你娘。
Days maturity, wild boundless, today you father abused you niang.
九、别用你的**脸，在这跟老娘矫情。
Don't use your little three face in with the old niang melodramatic.
一零、我才不屑打你，因为我怕脏了我的手。
I despise you, because I was afraid of dirty of my hand.
一一、这个世界那么的乱，你再装纯也不纯。
This world so messy, you reload pure nor pure.
一二、看到了你，我知道恐龙以前长什么样了。
See you, I know that dinosaurs look like before.
一三、去猪圈边上站着去，家里的猪都嫌你丑。
Go pigsty standing on the edge, the home of pig all don't think you are ugly.
一四、你脑残，瞅你那四仰八叉的老**模样。
Your brain rot at your sprawled old prostitute.
一五、见过不要脸的，没见过你这么不要脸的。
Seen shameless, haven't seen you so shameless.
一六、我真的不知道要能拿什么词语来跟你说。
I really don't know what to get words to tell you.
一七、如果你是那泼出去的水，我连盆都不要。
If you are the water splashed out, I don't basin.
一八、这人长得，像早期的非物质文化遗产一样。
This person looks, like early non-material cultural heritage.
一九、你很了不起么。不就是有动物保护协会撑？
You are very great? Is it not with the animal protection association?
二零、你竟然长成这样，不会怪兽就是你演的吧？
You should grow up in this way, is not a monster you play?
二一、你说，我青春期起痘痘，你更年期羡慕是吗？
You say, my adolescence blain blain, you envy of menopause is it?
二二、问君能有几多愁，你们恰似一群太监上青楼！
Asked her to have much sorrow, you just like a group of eunuchs brothel!
二三、你的半个后臀尖够一家老小从初一吃到十五的。
Your rump a last-borns enough after half a month to 一五.
二四、看到你现在这副放荡样，就知道你是**生的。
See you this pair of dissolute sample now, I will know that you are a bitch.
二五、牛粪终归是牛粪，上锅蒸了也不会变成香饽饽。
Steaming pot on the cow dung, cow dung is also won't become hot property.
二六、好好的人不做，要出来做狗，真是无可救药啊！
Man is not to be, to come out to do the dog, is really hopeless!
二七、喜欢当狗，智商不够，你丫还喜欢用脸皮来凑。
Like the dog, IQ is not enough, your ya also like to use the gall to gather together.
二八、别说我不理你，而是我无法和生物类的你沟通。
Don't say I ignore you, but I can't your communication and biology class.
二九、像你这没水准的文盲也有人要，你走了狗屎运啦！
As some of you this level of illiteracy also want to and you walk the dog excrement luck!
三零、你不要说话好吗？你一说话就把你的智商暴露了。
You don't talk? Expose your IQ as soon as you speak.
三一、我发现您真环保，人家用过的你非得再循环利用。
I found you really environmental protection, the somebody else do you have to recycling of used.
三二、我想问问你，这是哪个坟圈子爆炸把你崩出来了？
I want to ask you, this is the explosion which grave circle you fall out?
三三、现在累点是不？那就对了，舒服那是留给死人的。
Not is tired now? That's right, comfortable it is reserved for the dead.
三四、说话都不利落，老跟含着狗粮似的，真是个大畜牲。
Speak not agile, old heel with a dog food, is really a big beast.
三五、有的时候你乐观的像个屁，总以为自己能惊天动地。
Sometimes you optimistic like a fart, always thought oneself can astounding.
三六、一脸便秘相，还一天到晚往外跑，在外影响市容市貌。
A face of constipation, also a day to night to go out, outside the affected districts.
三七、你的脑袋空不要紧，关键是你怎么能在脑袋里进屎呢？
You an empty head it doesn't matter, the key is how you can into the shit in the head?
三八、爱你的时候你说什么是什么，不爱你时你说你是什么？
Love you when you say what is what, don't love you when you say what are you?
三九、好凶啊！看到了前面那女的前面的波涛了么好汹涌啊！
So mean! See the waves in front of the woman in front of the yao is very rough!
四零、你说你除了放P的时候带点连贯性其余你干啥不打磕巴。
You said you in addition to put P with consistency the rest you do not stutter.
四一、你和一只老母猪配对以后生出来的肯定是一只纯种小猪。
After you and an old sow mating birth is definitely a purebred pigs.
四二、这熊孩子眼大、耳大，容易进水脑子估计被水给泡坏了。
The bear children big eye, ear, and easy to fill brain estimated by water to bubble is broken.
四三、你再牛逼百度咋搜索不到你呢？你再有劲你能憋住尿吗？
You cow force zha baidu search less than you? You strong you can hold your urine?
四四、每次站你旁边我手机都没信号，走到马路上都看不到太阳！
Every time standing beside you I phone have no signal, go to all could not see the sun on the road!
四五、像你这种贱到骨子里的人就应该浸猪笼，免得影响市容市貌。
A base to his bones like you should soak pig cage, lest affect various eyesores.
四六、理我的都是人，不理我的都是千年老乌龟，谁叫你总不理我。
Reason I is person, ignore my is one thousand years old tortoise, who call you always ignore me.
四七、你和潘金莲配就算了，为什么还和武大郎那么有夫妻相的呢？
You and the lotus of pan gold calculate, why also and wu三 da四 lang二 then have a husband?
四八、如果你去当演员的话，有一个角色挺适合你的，那就是疯子。
If you go to be an actress, a role is suitable for you, that's crazy.
四九、你丫也不看看你脸上那三层灰，潘金莲都问你不是她祖宗吧？
Your ya also don't look at your face that three layers of ash, the lotus of pan gold do not her fathers, are you?
五零、有娘生没爹养，生来就是出来糟践我们人生观价值和世界观的！
Niang born without dad, born out of botch our outlook on life values and the view of the world!